Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Where's Poppa? (2001)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : Do we really have to go?
Jack Gallo : Of course you do. Sam Lazary was Blush Magazine's first investor, and a prince among men.
Maya Gallo : Then why aren't you going?
Jack Gallo : I don't do well at these things. I tend to get all blubbery, then I drink a lot, and say angry things to the valet.
Dennis Finch : I'm Jack Gallo! Who stunk up my car? I want names!
[Jack glares at him]
Dennis Finch : Dude, I'm on your side.
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Nina Van Horn : [thinking] Dear God, if you prod Jack into telling me his dark secret, I promise never to touch liquor again.
Jack Gallo : It was 1964...
Nina Van Horn : [takes drink] Go on.
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Carol : Remember in 1965 when that man from an insurance company came to give you that physical?
Jack Gallo : You took a blood test! Of course!
Carol : There was no insurance company.
Jack Gallo : That explains the laughter during the hernia exam.