Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Twice Burned (1997)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• [Elliot and Nina are listening to a Cholera Joe record] 

  Elliot DiMauro : Isn't it amazing how his voice just sucks you right into his world of despair?

  Dennis Finch : You lost me right after sucks.

• Jack Gallo : I must have some connections. Woodbridge. Woodbridge. Who do I know went to Woodbridge?

  Maya Gallo : Uh, me? I went to Woodbridge.

  Jack Gallo : That can't be right, I would have remembered. There would have been plays and recitals... oh.

  Dennis Finch : Those of you on the left side of the tram may want to take out your cameras for this awkward family moment.

• Dennis Finch : [answers phone]  Jack Gallo's office. Where are you? What are you wearing? Oh, ho-ho!

  [to Jack] 

  Dennis Finch : It's your wife.

• Nina Van Horn : You know, I used to date a hockey player.

  Elliot DiMauro : Is there any sport where you haven't slept with one of the players?

  Nina Van Horn : Of course.

  Dennis Finch : Not counting figure skating.

  Nina Van Horn : Well, then no.

• Dennis Finch : Yeah, you go with her. But don't come crawling back to me, 'cause if you do... I'll still be here.

• Dennis Finch : Mind if I wait in here? Some fifth graders were picking on me.