Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Proposal: Part 1 (2001)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : Just think, everyone thought I would wind up a man-chasing boozehound. Well, I showed them!
[she leaves]
Elliot DiMauro : What, no comeback? That was a gimme.
Dennis Finch : I don't go for cheap shots. Remember that, baldy.
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Elliot DiMauro : What is going on here?
Jack Gallo : The ring got stuck on his toe.
Dennis Finch : There's a simple explanation for this.
Elliot DiMauro : Really? I can't wait to hear it.
Dennis Finch : I was in the tub, and I was pretending that my feet were getting married to each other.
Jack Gallo : Then he called me and I came over to help.
Dennis Finch : It could have happened to anyone.
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, yeah? Name one time.
Elliot DiMauro : I think it happened on an "ER."
Dennis Finch : I saw that one. It really brought the hospital together.
Jack Gallo : They're a very tight-knit group.
Elliot DiMauro : Will you please stop it?
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Jack Gallo : I can't believe it. My little girl is getting married.
Dennis Finch : You still have me, Jack.
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Dennis Finch : Jack, we need one more headline for this month's issue.
Jack Gallo : Perfect! I am the king of this. What's it for?
Dennis Finch : The new spring hair styles.
Jack Gallo : How about, "Hair ye! Hair ye! Spring is hair!"? Why aren't you writing it down?
Dennis Finch : Frankly, you can do better.
Jack Gallo : How about this? "Hair, there, everywhere."
Dennis Finch : Keep trying.
Jack Gallo : All right, what would you write?
Dennis Finch : Ummm... make it about orgasms, leave out the hair.
Jack Gallo : There's nothing more I can teach you.
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[Jack, Nina and Dennis are watching Elliot and Maya from the bar]
Jack Gallo : I think maybe we should actually leave.
Nina Van Horn : Nonsense. Elliot and Maya would want us to stay.
Dennis Finch : I can't see this magical moment.
Nina Van Horn : Fine. Barkeep, bring us another phone book.