- Nina Van Horn: Oh, Maya! How I wish I could live in your fantasy world of unicorns and moon landings!
- Nina Van Horn: Nina, you have a college degree, you know a lot about science. Answer me this: how many chickens would I have to kill to get rid of a ghost?
- Dennis Finch: Me and my friends are plenty sensitive. The other day, Kevin fell down two flights of stairs, and it took all my strength not to laugh.
- Elliot DiMauro: Is he all right?
- Dennis Finch: [laughing] He broke two ribs.
- Dennis Finch: Call me old fashioned, but I don't cry in front of another dude unless it's to get out of a speeding ticket.
- Maya Gallo: I think they mean objectifying women and taking them for granted.
- Dennis Finch: Chesty has a point.
- Nina Van Horn: I'll just have to tell Simon that a ghost told me I was going to cheat on him with a tall man holding a box.
- Kevin Liotta: [holding a box] Hi, Nina.
- Nina Van Horn: All right, let get this over with. Get naked and let's do it.
- Kevin Liotta: Oh, my God! Make A Wish got my letter!
- Dennis Finch: You better get going. Those models aren't going to shoot themselves. Not until their late twenties.
- Maya Gallo: We demand an entire issue devoted to negative body image.
- Jack Gallo: I'll give you one article and a plus-size model on the cover.
- Maya Gallo: That offer is insulting. We won't even dignify it with a response.
- Naomi: We'll take it.
- Maya Gallo: What?
- Naomi: I mean, it's a very reasonable offer.