Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Prescription for Love (2000)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Dennis Finch : Poor Maya. Once again you've embarrassed yourself.
[puts feet on table, has on fuzzy slippers]
Maya Gallo : What's with the slippers?
Dennis Finch : Calm down. They're not real fur.
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Maya Gallo : There's Elliot's cover girl. Gosh, I bet she's bright. "Hello, I'm a skinny model. Do you like my purse? It's smarter than I am."
Dennis Finch : [funny voice] "Hi there, Finch. Can you give me a spanking?" Wait, what are we playing?
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Jack Gallo : [working on a crossword] Four letters. Ancient Yucatan inhabitant.
Kaylene : Maya.
Maya Gallo : Please, I'm thinking.
Kaylene : No, that's the answer. An ancient Yucatan inhabitant is a Maya.
Jack Gallo : Oh, my God! That's your own name, and you didn't get it!
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Maya Gallo : I have an idea. Sex and the internet.
Jack Gallo : Ooh!
Maya Gallo : Recent appellate court decisions...
Jack Gallo : Oh...
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Maya Gallo : She's a model, isn't she?
Elliot DiMauro : I don't think it's really any of your business.
Maya Gallo : So it is a model. She must be from this month's issue, because you've dated all the old ones. Let's see, could it be page 24? Or page 48?
Elliot DiMauro : Maya, it's embarrassing. Just close the magazine.
Maya Gallo : I'm sorry.
[closes magazine]
Elliot DiMauro : [points at cover] It's her.
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Patient : Why don't you go out with him? Take your own advise.
Maya Gallo : You have a pen stuck up your nose.
Patient : Do I?
[takes half of pen out of nose]
Patient : Or is this just a great way to meet women?