Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Old Boyfriends (1997)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : Nina Van Horn, drug free since '83. Well, '93.
Elliot DiMauro : Try 10:03.
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Elliot DiMauro : He's too old for you.
Maya Gallo : Based on what?
Elliot DiMauro : Based on the number of times the Earth has orbited the sun since he was born.
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Elliot DiMauro : I know when you're lying. Your artificial septum emits a high-pitched whistle.
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Elliot DiMauro : You're thirty, he's sixty. Think about it. When you're forty, he'll be seventy. When you're fifty...
Jack Gallo : I know, he'll be eigthy.
Elliot DiMauro : No, he'll dump you for someone who's thirty.