- Dennis Finch: [Elliot has been talking to a Russian model] Dude, she's hot. You gonna Vladimir her Putin?
- [Elliot leaves]
- Dennis Finch: Sorry, was I being too Volga?
- Nina Van Horn: Everyone, I want you to meet Tululah. We met at a rave. Well, actually, I was at the rave. She was outside shouting "I love you" at a mylar balloon.
- Maya Gallo: You can't exploit this poor woman.
- Nina Van Horn: She's not poor. She's a baroness. That's what it says on her cardboard crown.
- Dennis Finch: What are you doing?
- Vicki Costa: Don't worry, Finch. I'm not going to touch you. I'm just looking for the fear.
- Dennis Finch: Huh?
- Vicki Costa: I find what you're most afraid of and then I strike.
- Dennis Finch: Do you have access to elves?
- Vicki Costa: He, he, he, he.
- Dennis Finch: Answer me!
- Maya Gallo: [thinking] I may have been too hard on Vicki. It may be good to have another woman in a position of authority, break the glass ceiling together... like the damn queen of the world! Why doesn't my dad love me?
- Vicki Costa: [gives Dennis a foil swan] Here, we didn't finish dessert.
- Dennis Finch: How ironic. I was going to give you the bird.
- Dennis Finch: I see your little game. You're all "I'm gonna get ya", and I'm all "Ooh, when's the axe gonna drop?" Well, guess what? There is no axe, 'cause you ain't got the onions, sistah!
- Vicki Costa: I may not have the onions, brother, but I made you cry. So ta-ta! Baby go to sleep now!
- Jack Gallo: Thanks to your monkey shines, I have been uninvited to the fishing trip, and the after party, and the omelet lunch. And I just bought a platinum wisk.