- Nina Van Horn: You think too much.
- Maya Gallo: That's my style.
- Nina Van Horn: Yeah, well, you've been trying the same style for fifteen years now. How's that working out?
- Elliot DiMauro: Did you ever have something happen to you that you knew was life changing?
- Dennis Finch: Umm... when I was six, I walked in on my grandma taking a shower.
- Elliot DiMauro: I meant something positive.
- Dennis Finch: That was positive. It taught me to knock.
- Maya Gallo: You made up a story to have sex with me!
- Chris Williams: Correction, we already had sex, then I made up a story, and then we had more sex, so there's this sort of murky middle ground.
- Jack Gallo: We have three pages to fill for next month. Suggestions.
- Nina Van Horn: How about something really sexy?
- Jack Gallo: Yes?
- Nina Van Horn: Well, I shouldn't have to do all the work.
- Elliot DiMauro: Why are you tormenting me?
- Dennis Finch: To prove to you that good never wins, evil wins.
- Elliot DiMauro: That's not true!
- Dennis Finch: Join us.
- Elliot DiMauro: Never!
- Dennis Finch: [makes devil horns] I'll make you immortal. Give you a fiddle of gold. Yes. Yes! Join the team!
- Maya Gallo: I'm not sure I know what to do.
- Nina Van Horn: Just follow my lead. It goes a little something like this.
- [Flirts with someone in the bar]
- Nina Van Horn: It's all in the hips.
- Maya Gallo: But you were sitting down.
- Nina Van Horn: Not in my mind.
- Maya Gallo: What about that woman from Vogue?
- Jack Gallo: She wore a monocle. I can't have that here.
- Jack Gallo: You slept with Chris, didn't you?
- Maya Gallo: Yes.
- Jack Gallo: That's all right. I slept with the girl with the monocle.