Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
King Lear Jet (1997)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : [looking at a photo] Uh-oh, nipple.
Dennis Finch : Really? Give it! I see, there's Waldo. Good eye, chief.
Elliot DiMauro : Let me see. Oh, yeah, turkey's done.
Maya Gallo : Hopefully, this concludes Mutual of Omaha's Nipple Safari.
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, Maya. I forgot you were still here.
Maya Gallo : Well, it was my fault for wearing a shirt.
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Jack Gallo : Does anyone else mind if I call Maya peanut?
Dennis Finch : You should hear what we call her.
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Jack Gallo : [his electronic door is acting up] Dennis!
Dennis Finch : What?
Jack Gallo : I can't get the door to stop doing that thing! Is someone using the microwave?
Dennis Finch : Yeah. Baxter is making a baked potato.
Jack Gallo : Get in here and help me!
Dennis Finch : Are you wasted? I'm not going anywhere near that thing. It's like a John Carpenter movie.
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Jack Gallo : [as the door is going haywire] Dennis, for the love of God! Stop the baked potatoes!
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Maya Gallo : How could you give those tickets to Elliot and Nina?
Jack Gallo : They asked me for them.
Maya Gallo : But I'm the one who loves Shakespeare!
Jack Gallo : How was I supposed to know that?
Maya Gallo : It was my major in college. I named the family cat Othello.
Jack Gallo : So? You named your turtle Amelia Earhart. That didn't mean you wanted to be a pilot.
Maya Gallo : Actually, it did. I logged in over 400 hours.