Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Jack's Old Partner (1998)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Elliot DiMauro : Nina, what's going on?
Nina Van Horn : These are my children, Estée and Vidal.
Elliot DiMauro : Since when?
Nina Van Horn : Since I'm getting audited today.
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Elliot DiMauro : You're getting audited? You should've used my guy. He's a creepy little weasel who knows every loophole and gets a sexual thrill out of cheating the feds.
Nina Van Horn : Who is it?
Dennis Finch : Me.
Nina Van Horn : Are you really that good?
Dennis Finch : Last year the government paid me twenty grand not to grow corn.
Nina Van Horn : You're hired.
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Nina Van Horn : Come on, Elliot, you go out with supermodels without knowing their last names.
Elliot DiMauro : Most of them don't have last names.
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Dennis Finch : Jack is stuck writing his memoirs, so he's been banging that ball against the wall for three solid days.
Elliot DiMauro : Sounds irritating.
Dennis Finch : That's nothing. You missed what will forever be known as Banjo Thrusday. Which was immediately followed by Missing Banjo Friday.