Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Finch in the Dogg House (2001)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : I wonder if they have soft-shelled crabs yet? You know what I like about them?
Maya Gallo : Eating them make you feel powerful like a giant squid.
Jack Gallo : Shark, Maya. I'm a giant shark.
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Jack Gallo : You're fired.
Dennis Finch : You can't just fire me. You have to give me some warning.
Jack Gallo : You're right. Look out, you're fired.
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Jack Gallo : Look at all these gifts.
Maya Gallo : [picks a plush bee and reads card] "Let's bee friends."
[picks a plush bear]
Maya Gallo : "I can't bear to be apart."
[picks up a plush tiger]
Maya Gallo : "I miss you, and I'm not lion."
Jack Gallo : That one doesn't even make sense. It's a tiger.
Maya Gallo : Which is "not lion".
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Jack Gallo : Whose pants are these?
Allie, Maya's stepmother and former classmate : Boop! Got your nose!
Jack Gallo : No, Allie. That's not gonna work this time. You haven't got my nose.
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Ms. Picklesbee : And here's the SkyMall magazine you requested.
Jack Gallo : Perfect. Let's see if this stuff is as tempting on the ground.
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Dennis Finch : I'm going on a world-wide tour, first class everything. Hotels, food, fly women, water parks.
Jack Gallo : Water parks?
Dennis Finch : Snoop and the gang love to beat the heat.
Snoop Dogg : Yeah, the got a slide in Singapore that does a loopity-loop.