Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Eve of Destruction (1998)

Dan Butler: Bill Slatton

Quotes 

• Bill Slatton : I may not have a job in a fancy magazine, but I have something you will never have: dignity. By the way, if you ever need golf lessons, I go by the name of Doctor Putts.

• Bill Slatton : I know what makes you tick, Dennis Finch.

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, right.

  Bill Slatton : I know you live in a world of fear. I know you stay awake at night, and as you stare at the darkness you know exactly what it feels like to be dead.

  [after a pause, Dennis runs away crying] 

• Elliot DiMauro : Who are you?

  Bill Slatton : I'm the new guy.

  Elliot DiMauro : Who ordered a new guy?

  Nina Van Horn : I did, but there's been a mistake. You're supposed to show up at my friend Binnie's apartment wearing a gladiator outfit.

  Bill Slatton : Jack sent me here to crack the whip.

  Nina Van Horn : Again, that would be me.