David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : Check it out, my Planet of the Apes collection is almost complete.

  Jack Gallo : You know, I don't get that movie. Are the lady apes supposed to be sexy?

  Dennis Finch : I don't think so.

  Jack Gallo : Yeah, neither do I.

• Jack Gallo : All of the great captains of industry are doing it.

  Dennis Finch : Kirk, Kangaroo, Crunch... although technically, Crunch is a Cap'n.

• Jack Gallo : [takes Dennis' action figure]  Tell me what you really think or Dr. Zaius gets it.

  Dennis Finch : Please don't hurt my monkey.

• Dennis Finch : He's trying to take away what I love the most: serving him. He's hoping I snap and come crawling back. He's a diabolical genius that one, like Dr. Frankenstein or Katie Couric.