Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

And the Femmy Goes To... (1999)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this statue?

  Elliot DiMauro : It has no genitals.

  Jack Gallo : It's lonely.

  Dennis Finch : Of course. It has no genitals.

• Nina Van Horn : Well, I did it. Twelve years in a row.

  Dennis Finch : What, turn forty?

• Dennis Finch : Did you see who's here? Me.

  Maya Gallo : Finch, looking sharp!

  Nina Van Horn : Somewhere in New York there's a naked Ken doll.

• Jack Gallo : I'm just so nervous. The nominations may come at any minute.

  Dennis Finch : Well, actually...

  Jack Gallo : Dennis, make a call and find out where those nominations are.

  Dennis Finch : Right away.

  [picks up receiver] 

  Dennis Finch : Hello, where are those nominations? What's that? My left hand? Thank you.

• Dennis Finch : Think about it. Four cover models are up for the Femmy. Three are gonna lose, and that's where I come in. D. Finch, consolation prize. I may not be gold, but I got the genitals.

• Jack Gallo : I believe a toast is in order.

  Dennis Finch : Allow me. I hope you all get Legionnaire's disease.

  [breaks glass, leaves] 

  Nina Van Horn : Not his best toast.

• Dennis Finch : Do you know what I had to go through to get here, and on the off chance that I even get to talk to a woman like that? And just when the impossible is about to come true, you, the steak-stealing psycho, scare her away?

  Liz : Wanna go to the coat room and see my boobs?

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, all right.