Joey (TV Series)

Joey and the Tonight Show (2005)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

Quotes 

• Joey : Thanks. It's just, when I was a kid, I used to dream about being on the Tonight Show. You know, Johnny Carson would come out and introduce me and I'd come out and he'd say, 'How you doin' Joey?' and I'd say, 'Just great, Johnny' and now that day is finally here. I'm so scared, 'cause...

  Michael : Because you're afraid you're gonna say Johnny's name instead of Jay's?

  Joey : It could so happen.

• Gina : You know what, it's crazy, but maybe we can get one of the news helicopters to come down and pick you up.

  Joey : That's great! Okay, we just gotta get their attention. Uh, Ooh! Let's lie on the pavement and use our bodies to spell out 'Joey Tribbiani needs to get to the Tonight Show fast!'

• [Joey tries to make a run to get to The Tonight Show and gets hurt] 

  Joey : Reaggravated an old injury.

  Michael : Football?

  Joey : Threesome.