- Florence Johnston: [as old ladies] Sure is a fancy dress, Mrs. Jefferson.
- Louise Jefferson: Well, it's not every night you celebrate a 25th anniversary.
- George Jefferson: What're you talking about, Weezie? We've been married longer than that.
- Florence Johnston: Time sure flies. Seems like only yesterday I started working here.
- George Jefferson: Wrong, you still haven't started!
- Louise Jefferson: Helen, where's Tom?
- George Jefferson: Yeah, where's the other half of the zebra?
- Helen Willis: Right behind me.
- George Jefferson: That's exactly where his half belongs!
- George Jefferson: Willis, if I looked as bad as you did, I'd wake myself up!
- Tom Willis: Did you say something, Helen?
- Helen Willis: No, Tom.
- George Jefferson: I DID, YOU BIG HONKY!
- George Jefferson: [Tom sits where George is sitting] Hey, what're you doing? You almost squashed me!
- Helen Willis: Tom, Tom, remember our diet.
- Tom Willis: Did you say something, dear?
- George Jefferson: She said you're too fat!
- George Jefferson: [sees Louise and Florence as gray-haired old ladies] Oh, I get it. They're having a costume party at the Help Center, and you're both dressed up like Miss Jane Pittman.
- George Jefferson: [reading newspaper headline] 'Carter Promises Tax Relief'. That's all they gonna do too is promise. 'And in special news conference today, President Amy Carter under'--AMY Carter? 'Tuesday, November 23, 1996'! Ahhh! I got it! It's a dream! I can see them but they can't see me! Hey! I'm dreaming about my future! All right! Jefferson Cleaners is still around, Weezie still looks terrific, hey, this is great.
- Louise Jefferson: Florence, how about some champagne?
- Florence Johnston: Good idea... y'all want some too?
- Helen Willis: I know that Tom misses George too. It's been years since anybody's called him honky.
- George Jefferson: [shouting] Honky-honky-honky-honky-HONKY!
- Tom Willis: Did someone call me?
- Helen Willis: No dear, you must've been dreaming.
- Tom Willis: Oh!
- George Jefferson: You should've seen me, Weezie, I fell 12 floors straight down and didn't get a scratch, look! I landed on this awning, then I bounced down to the street, and three cabs ran over me before I got up. DOESN'T ANYBODY CARE?
- George Jefferson: How could I be so stupid? But it seemed so real. I just dreamed Weezie ran off with that Bryan.
- Doris: And where were you?
- George Jefferson: I was dead from working so hard.