Jeeves and Wooster (TV Series)
The Silver Jug (or Jeeves Saves the Cow Creamer) (1991)
John Turner: Spode
Quotes
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Bertie : [on Gussie] Any message for him?
Roderick Spode - 8th Earl of Sidcup : Yes. Tell him I'm going to break his neck.
Bertie : Break his neck, right. And, if he should ask why?
Roderick Spode - 8th Earl of Sidcup : He knows why. Because he is a butterfly, who toys with women's hearts and throws them away like soiled gloves!
Bertie : Do butterflies do that?
Roderick Spode - 8th Earl of Sidcup : Are you trying to be funny?
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Bertie : [after insulting Spode] Spode, I know your secret!
Roderick Spode : Eh?
Bertie : I know all about...
[blanks]
Roderick Spode : You know all about what?
Bertie : Uh... Euphimol! Uh, uh...
[as Spode advances menacingly, Bertie falls backward. Gussie smashes an oil painting over Spode's head. Spode turns to Gussie, breathing fire, and Bertie smashes a vase on his head. They both flee the room. Outside, Jeeves watches, perplexed, as Gussie runs out, followed by Bertie]
Bertie : Eucalyptus!
[as Spode chases them down the hallway, Jeeves sighs and writes on a slip of paper]
Bertie : Euripedes! Eucharist! Europe! Euphonium? Uh, eu-, eu-, eu...
[as they run past Jeeves, he holds out the paper]
Bertie : Thank you!
[Spode corners them against a locked door]
Roderick Spode : Now...!
Bertie : [reads the slip] Eulalie!