Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Chosen One (2002)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Uncle : [Uncle looks outside notices Tohru lifting a monk]  Ai Ya!

  [Uncle runs outside] 

  Uncle : Tohru no! He is a holy man!

  Tohru : [Tohru puts him down]  Heh. Welcome to Uncle's Rare Finds.

• Uncle : [Awakening]  Tohru, Uncle has the willies!

  Tohru : Willies?

  Uncle : Dark chi must be near.

  Tohru : How near.

  [a dark warrior breaks in] 

• Jade : [Jackie is using a mattress as a weapon]  Pillow fight!

  [Jade tries to join in, but Uncle holds her back] 

  Uncle : You are too young to wage battle with the forces of darkness!

• Jade : [as the Dark Warrior are fighting Jackie]  You're fixing a snack?

  Uncle : How can Uncle cast a Chi spell without ingredients?

  Jade : Well you better get cookin'!

• Uncle : Be warned, I was a student of Chi Master Fung.

  Tao Lon Wong : And I am Tao Lon Wong. The Dark Master who defeated Fung!

  Uncle : [Uncle gasps]  You will pay for that!