Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Shell Game (2000)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Shendu the Fire Demon

Quotes 

• Jackie : Look, Jade. There really is a talisman on the tortoise. And if you saw it on TV, we can bet the Dark Hand did too.

  Jade : Tch. Like bad guys watch.

  [there's an explosion and the Dark Hand arrives] 

• Jackie : Jade, we don't know what power this talisman possesses. If the Dark Hand gets it, people could be in danger.

  Jade : Oh, so you're okay letting something that looks just like Uncle get eaten.

• Ratso : [Jackie drops down in front of Ratso]  Uncle!

  Jackie : [Jackie looks around]  Where?

• Jade : Whoa. How'd you get from there to here so fast?

  Jackie : [Jackie shows her the rabbit talisman]  And now we'll save the tortoise. See slow and steady wins the race.

  Jade : But you have super rabbit speed. I'm getting mixed messages here.

  Jackie : Oh - eh - uh. Don't be smart!

• Jackie : [Giving Jade martial arts lessons]  Breathe deeply... The breath flows to the finger tips down to the toes.

  Jade : And the toes go up the bad guy's nose! HY-YA!... What? He was asking for it.