- Jackie: [as he's fighting the Muntab guards] This is a very bad way to work out disagreements. How about we sit down and -
- [Jackie gets grabbed from behind]
- Muntab Leader: One way to be sure. A test. Behold Cave of Truth. Only pure of spirit may pass through unharmed.
- John Smith: Well if you're asking for volunteers. Him!
- [Points to Jackie]
- Muntab Leader: [as dust comes out of the cave] His heart was not pure. You will all pay for your lies.
- [Jade gasps as Jackie emerges from the cave]
- Jackie: You really should re-enforce those walls. Cave is very flimsy.
- Muntab Leader: Without chalice, we will grow old.
- Jade: And Smith will be immortal? 2000 plus years of obnoxiousness. Yuck!
- John Smith: You don't think I'd leave you out of this, do you old friend? After all your years of faithful service...
- Larsen: Well I had hoped...
- John Smith: Larsen, I want you by my side, to serve me, forever.
- Larsen: [Sarcastically] Oh goody.