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Into the Mouth of Evil
Jackie Chan Adventures
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Jackie
: [
to a sleeping security guard
] The museum directors must feel very secure with you on the job.
Jackie
: [
Three men take yoga stances
] Oh. You are yoga masters. Nonviolent.
[
the men attack Jackie
]
Jackie
: But I thought yoga was to promote peace from within.
Jackie
: Uh, I don't like needles.
Dr. Weber
: [
Picking up a drill
] Oh, well I could drill *without* numbing you.
Jackie
: Okay. Numb me please.
Jackie
: Goodbye Uncle. We'll be back on Thursday.
Uncle
: Ai-Ya- Cannot understand a word you are saying.
Jade
: His mouth's all numb from the dentist. He said if school sends over any homework. It's a *mistake*, just toss it!
Jackie
: [
as he's being attacked
] Jade return to the hotel room!
[
Jackie runs off
]
Jade
: Didn't say "please."
[
Chases after Jackie
]
Portia
: [
to Jackie who's tied up in a dentist chair
] A little novacaine to ease the pain.
Dr. Weber
: Don't bother Portia. Mr. Chan hates needles.
Jade
: [
Bursting into the room
] Nobody moves. Nobody gets hurt!
Jackie
: Jade? I told you to go back to the hotel room!
Jade
: Lost my key. Okay now let the Chan Man go!
Jackie
: [
His cellphone's ringing
] My cellphone.
Mohajah
: It is your Uncle, reminding you to bring home curry powder.
Jackie
: That is amazing.
Mohajah
: There is one more thing that he desires. Though I am not quite sure I understand.
[
Mohaja slaps Jackie
]
Jackie
: It is alright Jade. They are the good guys.
Jade
: You sure? He's got this whole Spock mind meld scanner thing happening.
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