Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Agent Tag (2001)

James Sie: Jackie Chan

Quotes 

• Jackie : Captain Black, I cannot find Jade anywhere.

  Capt. Black : Good. We have a major operation going down and I can't risk her being underfoot.

  Jackie : Uhh, Jade is always underfoot. If she is not under my feet, and not under your feet, whose feet is she under?

  Capt. Black : ...Oh no!

• Jackie : Hurry Jade may be in terrible danger!

  Capt. Black : I'm sure Tag has everything under control.

  Jackie : You think so?

  Capt. Black : No.

• Jade : Now who's going to defeat Dr. Necrosis and destroy his Doomsday device?... Uncle Jackie?

  Jackie : Oh no. Destroying a Doomsday Device sounds too dangerous.

  Jade : Well sure if you say it like that.

• Jade : [after Jackie uses Tag as a weapon]  Careful you don't hurt Agent Tag.

  Jackie : Him? What about me?

• Jackie : Stay here!

  [Jackie leaves] 

  Jade : Stay here? Tch. When will he learn?

• Dr. Necrosis : You are not what I expected Agent Tag. Although your disguise as a buffon was most convincing.

  Jackie : But I am not Agent Tag. I am Jackie Chan, a researcher!

  Dr. Necrosis : Of course if you were Agent Tag, you would deny it emphatically.

  Jackie : No. I would claim to be Agent Tag, assuming you would not believe me.

  Dr. Necrosis : Then I would anticipate your assumption and I would not believe you.

  Jackie : I would foresee your anticipating my assumption of you're not believing me.

  Dr. Necrosis : But how could you predict I would expect your forseeing my anticipation of your assuming by not believing! HAH! Answer me that.

  Jackie : I do not even know what you just said!

  Dr. Necrosis : Precisely what I expected you to say, Agent Tag!