Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

A Night at the Opera (2003)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Uncle : Not Viking Opera. Peking Opera with very special performers.

  Jackie : [Reading the tickets]  7 Little Fortunes?

  [Jackie gasps] 

  Jackie : But Uncle that is...

  Uncle : Troupe with which I received my Opera training.

• Uncle : Jade, pay attention.

  [Jade groans as Uncle takes away her game. Then Uncle notices Jackie working] 

  Uncle : Hmph.

  Jackie : Er, I am multi-tasking.

  Uncle : [Uncle takes away his notepad]  Now you are *one*-tasking!

• Uncle : Who can forget those fuzzy caterpillers living over your eyes?

  Wing : And your never ending pranks, and the gift of laughter.

  Jade : Is he talking about the same guy?

• Wing : So much talent. You might have been the grandest clown in this or *any* troupe. But you chose to abandon the magic of the theater for other kinds of magic. Turning you back on your study and brotherhood.

  Uncle : With great sorrow, brother Wing. But I discovered my *true* calling.

• Jade : Well, it's obvious mega-brow is the ringleader of the gang.

  Uncle : No! Beetlebrow may be a stubborn, self-righteous, intolerant mule. But I know him to be honorable and incorruptable. He would never tolerate criminals in his company.

  Jackie : But Uncle we saw them...

  Uncle : Promise me, you will leave matters to the Police.

  Jackie : [Jackie groans]  I promise.

  Jade : [Quietly to herself]  That makes one of us.

• Wing : What is the meaning of...

  Uncle : It would seem the sanctity of your stage has been previously... dishonored.

• Wing : I will always wish the opera had kept you, my friend.

  Uncle : That is my cue to say goodbye.

  [Uncle starts to leave. Then stops and turns around] 

  Uncle : One more thing, I hope it will not be another 60 years before we meet again, Beetlebrow.

  Wing : As do I, Chuckles.