- Jack Benny: I've gone into the concert field. I do 3 or 4 a year for benefits.
- Roberta Peters: Really? Oh, I think that's wonderful, Jack. What ever gave you the idea of playing your violin for charity?
- Jack Benny: For charity? Well, I tried it the other way and nobody bought tickets.
- Jack Benny: I always had a feeling that opera singers were like... well I don't know how to describe it, but they always seem to be like Don Wilson in a dress.
- Roberta Peters: Oh Jack, that isn't nice. How would you like it if I started insulting other comedians?
- Jack Benny: Well be my guest. Go ahead.