JAG (TV Series)
Rules of Engagement (1999)
Lochlyn Munro: Lt. Andrew 'X-Man' Buxton
Quotes
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Lt. 'X-Man' Buxton : Ask the Commander, he'll tell you ma'am.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie : Tell me what?
Lt. 'X-Man' Buxton : What I did, why I did it. He understands, I told him what happened.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie : You told him everything?
Lt. 'X-Man' Buxton : Yes, ma'am.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie : Well then, you just added him to my witness list.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Wait a minute...
Lt. 'X-Man' Buxton : You can't do that!
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie : Actually, I can.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Yes, she can, but she really doesn't want to.
Lt. 'X-Man' Buxton : Because Commander Rabb, is my *lawyer*.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : WHAT?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie : I thought you quit JAG?
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : I did quit JAG! I can't be your lawyer!
Lt. 'X-Man' Buxton : You already are, sir. I told you things confidentidentially, and you gave me legal advice?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie : He did? YOU DID!
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Uh, well uh, maybe a little.
Lt. 'X-Man' Buxton : You're my man, Pappy.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie : Well, PAPPY, I'll be seeing you in court!
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Lt. 'X-Man' Buxton : Sir, they're sending me to a FENAB. They want to ground me!
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Well what did you expect, Buxton? A promotion?
Lt. 'X-Man' Buxton : You have to help me, sir!
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Actually, I'll be testifying against you.
Lt. 'X-Man' Buxton : AGAINST me? I-I just heard you in court, talking about my intelligence, my initiative, how they had to acquit.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : I was your lawyer. It's my job to get you off.
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Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : We're not the same. I'm not reckless. I don't fly stupid.
Lt. 'X-Man' Buxton : That's what it about, huh? You know I'm better than you and you can't stand it.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : I wouldn't care if you were the greatest pilot in the world. You inspire those guys
[the other other pilots]
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : to pull the same stunts that you pull, then you're a menace. Not to the enemy! But to THEM. To US!
Lt. 'X-Man' Buxton : They can't do this. The X-man HAS to fly.
Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Not any more, Andy. Not any more.