It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Finds a Dead Guy (2005)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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• Curator : [after being shown the Nazi officers jacket]  I find this offensive for so many reasons. I'm guessing you acquired this through illegal means. For me to take this from you would be an extension of that. And secondly, that you would expect it would "make my day" assumes that I'm interested in profiting off the murder of millions of innocent people!

  [Mac glances at Charlie; Charlie nods] 

  Mac : How much will you give us for it?

  Curator : Nothing.

  Charlie Kelly : Nothing, orrr...?

  Curator : I plan to call the police the minute you guys leave my office.

• Dee Reynolds : [upon finding someone slumped over in a booth]  Who's this?

  Mac : I don't know. I've never seen him before.

  Dee Reynolds : Well, can you get him out of here? He stinks.

  Mac : [walking over to the man]  Hey, let's go. Oh, my Je... oh, my God! He shit his pants, Dee. Dee, he shit his pants.

  Dee Reynolds : Oh, I don't want to know that.

  Mac : [groans and grabs a pool stick]  I'm gonna poke him with this. Get up, old man. This isn't the American Legion. Wake up! Yo!

  Dee Reynolds : What's the matter?

  Mac : He won't wake up.

  Dee Reynolds : Well, poke him harder in his ribs.

  Mac : [continuing to poke the man]  Wake up, old man. Wake up!

  [the man falls over to his side] 

  Mac : Holy shit. That bitch is dead.

• Dee Reynolds : Oh, you are being ridiculous. He's a professional football player.

  Mac : No, look, I'm not talking about killing the guy. I'm just talking about going up there with a group of dudes and intimidate him, maybe break his arm.

  Dee Reynolds : You can't break Tom Brady's arm.

  Mac : Oh, yes I can! No more Super Bowls for that pretty boy.

• Rebecca Keane : I guess I was a little curious, you know, I mean he's my grandfather and I know nothing about him.

  Mac : Yeah, well he was a great man.

  Rebecca Keane : Really?

  Mac : Yeah. Yeah, just a very warm and gentle soul actually.

  Rebecca Keane : So you knew him?

  Mac : Yeah, I wouldn't actually say that I knew him all that well, but we did...

  Dennis Reynolds : I-I knew him pretty well. Yeah, we got pretty close near the end there.

  Rebecca Keane : Wow, really?

  Mac : I knew him too. I... I just only meant... I thought you meant...

  Dennis Reynolds : He didn't know him as well as I did though.

  Rebecca Keane : Oh. Well listen, I should go. I have to get back to work, I just wanted to stop in.

  Dennis Reynolds : Of course, yeah. Well listen, if you ever wanna stop by, you know, I'll tell you some stories about your grandfather that you would not believe.

  Mac : I-I'll make myself available as well.

  Dennis Reynolds : Don't worry about it.