It Ain't Half Hot Mum (TV Series)

Aquastars (1981)

John Clegg: Gunner 'Paderewski' Graham

Quotes 

• Battery Sergeant-Major 'Shut Up' Williams : Hello, Gunner Graham if you don't stop playing by a waterfall, You will soon be playing over the top of a waterfall.

  [Gunner Graham looks in disbelief] 

  Battery Sergeant-Major 'Shut Up' Williams : You have my permission to abandon piano.

  Gunner 'Paderewski' Graham : There's is only one thing against that Sergeant-Major. I can't swim.

  Battery Sergeant-Major 'Shut Up' Williams : Oh dear. How sad