- Det. Sgt. Ed Brown: I'm early
- [looking at his watch]
- Det. Sgt. Ed Brown: I'm not really. You know, this is the first time I've ever walked in here and you weren't already up and... except when you were... He's sick. That's it, you're sick.
- Robert T. Ironside: I feel fine... .
- Fran Belding: I'm not even going to ask why you're still in bed at 8:15
- [feeling his forehead]
- Fran Belding: Mark, where's the thermometer?
- Robert T. Ironside: Fran, I feel fine.
- Fran Belding: All right then, I will ask. Why are you still in bed at 8:15?
- Robert T. Ironside: I'm in bed at 8:15 because... I feel lousy.