- Chief William O. 'Bill' Gillespie: What is the matter with that woman?
- Lt. V.L. 'Bubba' Skinner: Well, you know what that woman needs, don't ya, Chief?
- Chief William O. 'Bill' Gillespie: Please, Bubba, I don't wanna know what you think she needs.
- Officer Parker Williams: Guess what?
- Chief William O. 'Bill' Gillespie: Parker, don't make me guess. I got a headache growing right here.
- Officer Parker Williams: Yes, sir. I'm sorry.