I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

To Kill a Mocking Alan (1997)

Felicity Montagu: Lynn Benfield

Quotes 

• Aidan Walsh : This is really a horrible hotel. Who stays in a place like this?

  Paul Tool : Terrible. It's so sterile here.

  Lynn Benfield : Yes, it is.

  Aidan Walsh : The staff are polite but it's as if their smiles are...

  Lynn Benfield : Painted on.

  Aidan Walsh : Yeah, exactly.

  Alan Partridge : Yeah, they are. It's very false, isn't it? I mean, the great thing about this hotel is its situation. It's equidistant between London and Norwich. That's the genius of its location. Even though I do hate it and I don't live here. I just pop in for breakfast.

  Susan : Hello, Alan.

  Alan Partridge : Which is why she knows my name.