I Love Lucy (TV Series)

Don Juan Is Shelved (1955)

William Frawley: Fred Mertz

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• Fred Mertz : [everyone, except Ricky, sees an item in Variety announcing Ricky's picture has been shelved]  Oh, this is awful. He hasn't even started yet, and already he's a has-been.

  Lucy Ricardo : He isn't even a has-been, he's a never-was.

  Fred Mertz : California, here we go. We might as well start packin'.

  Mrs. McGillicuddy : I just got out here, and now I have to go back home without seeing anything.

  Ethel Mertz : Oh, I haven't even seen Palm Springs.

  Fred Mertz : I can beat that. I haven't even seen Lana Turner.