How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Pilot (2005)

Saba Homayoon: Yasmin

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Quotes 

• Ted : I'm so happy for Marshall, I really am. I just can't imagine settling down right now.

  Yasmin : So, do you think you'll ever get married?

  Ted : Well, maybe eventually... some fall day, possibly in Central Park... simple ceremony, we'll write our own vows... band, no DJ, people will dance, I'm not gonna worry about it!

• Ted : You know ever since college it's always been Marshall and Lily and me. Now it's gonna be Marshall and Lily... and me. They'll go off get married, start a family, and before you know it, I'm that middle-aged bachelor their kids call "uncle Ted."

  Barney : [smacks Ted]  I see what this is about. Have you forgot what I told you the night we met?

  [flashback, 2001] 

  Barney : Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live.

  Ted : Barney, we met at the urinal.

  Barney : Oh right.

  Barney : Lesson one, lose the goatee, it doesn't go with your suit.

  Ted : I'm not wearing a suit.

  Barney : Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit A. And, lesson three, don't even think of getting married till... you're thirty.

  Ted : Thirty. Right, you're right. I don't know. Your best friend gets engaged, you start thinking about that stuff.

  Barney : I thought I was your best friend? Ted, say I'm your best friend!

  Ted : You're my best friend, Barney.

  Barney : Good, than as your best friend, I suggest we play a game called, "Have You Met Ted?".

  Ted : No, no, we're not playing "Have You Met Ted?".

  Barney : [taps a woman's shoulder]  Hi, have you met Ted?

  Ted : Hi, I'm Ted.

  Yasmin : Yasmin.

  Ted : Very pretty name.

  Yasmin : Thanks, it's Lebanese.

  [Barney and Ted exchange looks]