Emma Chambers: Helen Yardley

Quotes 

• Helen Yardley : What was it like where you grew up Ian?

  Ian Lyons : Oh, well, you know what they say. In suburbia, no one can hear you scream.

  Warren Yardley : Why would you want to scream?

  Ian Lyons : No, it was a play on the phrase "no one can you scream", "In space, no one can hear you scream."

  Helen Yardley : Ten or eleven? Yeah.

  Warren Yardley : It's a vacuum, isn't it?

  Warren's Wife : But in space, nobody can hear you scream, can they, cos it's so vast? In suburbia the houses are close together. So the moment you started screaming, you'd be heard by, what, half a dozen people?

  Warren Yardley : Ten or eleven?

  Ian Lyons : I know... I said a foolish thing.