The Honeymooners (TV Series)
Alice and the Blonde (1956)
Jackie Gleason: Ralph Kramden
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Quotes
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Rita Wedemeyer : We have pet names for eath other.
Ralph : Pet names for each other? Now, isn't that cute. I betcha that was your idea.
Rita Wedemeyer : Yes, it was. Don't you have certain names you like to call your husband?
Alice : Oh, I have several I'd love to call him.
Rita Wedemeyer : All you have to do is pick out your husband's outstanding feature, and find a name that fits.
Alice : Oh, I see.
[to Ralph]
Alice : Isn't that a good idea, Tubby?
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Bert Wedemeyer : Well, I'm pretty lucky, too. I have a wife, who every time she gets something for herself, she gives something to me.
Ralph : Well, I wanna say, Mrs. Weidermeyer, that that's very thoughtful. It's not many wives who want to give their husbands somethin'.
Alice : Oh, I don't know, Ralph. I've been thinking of giving *you* something. And you may get it real soon!
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Ralph : It just so happens that the Raccoon Lodge is going through a financial crisis. And I'm the treasurer, Alice, I'm responsible. If I don't get some money into that treasury, you know what might happen? The Bensonhurst chapter of the Raccoon Lodge may no longer be. Do you know what that means?
Alice : Yeah. Real estate values in Bensonhurst will go up a hundred percent.
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Rita Wedemeyer : Hello.
Ralph Kramden : Homina homina homina