- [Honey has been pulled over for speeding]
- Honey West: Sergeant...
- Motorcycle Cop: Don't promote me, ma'am. I'm just a little old motorcycle cop.
- Honey West: I'm just a little old first offender. Now, you don't want to put a black mark on my record, do you?
- Motorcycle Cop: No ma'am, I certainly wouldn't, but I got a very gung-ho sense of smell and I still smell rubber burnin'.
- Lieutenant Sherman: All right, Miss West, let's waltz around again. Who would want to kill you?
- Honey West: Oh, a couple of dozen people, including Sam sometimes.
- Sam Bolt: That would be justifiable homicide.
- [discussing the bomb that almost killed Honey]
- Honey West: Sam, will you be reasonable. Whoever left that little surprise package may try again.
- Lieutenant Sherman: Practice makes perfect.
- Charlie Kenyon: The last thing I remember was that I was sitting at home; the next thing I knew, I was trying to strangle you, Miss West.
- Honey West: And we hadn't even been introduced.
- [Honey is captured after discovering the crooks hide their microfilm in shrubs that are shipped world-wide]
- Honey West: What are you going to do now that I've caught you with your plants down?