Home Improvement (TV Series)
Yule Better Watch Out (1991)
Taran Noah Smith: Mark Taylor
Quotes
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Mark Taylor : So Santa's alive?
Jill Taylor : ...Yeah; you sat on his lap at the mall.
Mark Taylor : But there are a lot of malls; how can he be at every one?
Tim Taylor : He's real fast for a fat guy.
Jill Taylor : Actually, honey, I think that those guys at the mall are Santa's helpers - you know, the way that Al is Daddy's helper.
Tim Taylor : Right.
Mark Taylor : [suddenly understanding] So *they* do all the work.
Tim Taylor : [irritated] They *assist* Santa, like Al *assists* me.
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Randy Taylor : Mark, you're too old to believe in Santa Claus; kids are gonna start to make fun of you.
Mark Taylor : What are you talking about?
Randy Taylor : I hate to break it to you, but there is no Santa Claus.
Mark Taylor : You guys are poop-heads!
Randy Taylor : OK, fine; here's the truth: There used to be a Santa Claus, but he died six years ago.
Brad Taylor : Yep... you just missed out.
Mark Taylor : Santa Claus isn't dead.
Randy Taylor : Yes, he is. He had a terrible accident with one of his reindeer - Blitzen fell on him.