Home Improvement (TV Series)

Yule Better Watch Out (1991)

Zachery Ty Bryan: Brad Taylor

Quotes 

• [Brad and Randy are in the school's Christmas play] 

  Brad Taylor : I don't have any lines.

  Randy Taylor : That's because you blew it, you stooge. He was trying out for one of the wise men, and he said they were carrying gold and Frankenstein.

• Randy Taylor : Mark, you're too old to believe in Santa Claus; kids are gonna start to make fun of you.

  Mark Taylor : What are you talking about?

  Randy Taylor : I hate to break it to you, but there is no Santa Claus.

  Mark Taylor : You guys are poop-heads!

  Randy Taylor : OK, fine; here's the truth: There used to be a Santa Claus, but he died six years ago.

  Brad Taylor : Yep... you just missed out.

  Mark Taylor : Santa Claus isn't dead.

  Randy Taylor : Yes, he is. He had a terrible accident with one of his reindeer - Blitzen fell on him.

• Brad Taylor : Anything for us, Santa?

  Santa Claus : Well, even though you boys no longer believe in me, Santa brought you a gift anyway. Brad, I got you a rubber band. And Randy - here's a button.