Home Improvement (TV Series)

Yule Better Watch Out (1991)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Mark Taylor : So Santa's alive?

  Jill Taylor : ...Yeah; you sat on his lap at the mall.

  Mark Taylor : But there are a lot of malls; how can he be at every one?

  Tim Taylor : He's real fast for a fat guy.

  Jill Taylor : Actually, honey, I think that those guys at the mall are Santa's helpers - you know, the way that Al is Daddy's helper.

  Tim Taylor : Right.

  Mark Taylor : [suddenly understanding]  So *they* do all the work.

  Tim Taylor : [irritated]  They *assist* Santa, like Al *assists* me.

• Jill Taylor : This family has the Christmas spirit, and when I'm finished sewing your costumes, you're gonna be the best-dressed Hebrews in Bethlehem.