Home Improvement (TV Series)

Slip Sleddin' Away (1994)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim : Guy A challenges Guy B. Guy B accepts the challenge, Guy A is automatically challenged by Guy B not to back down from the challenge that A gave to Guy B.

  Jill : Okay, let me explain to you the workings of the female mind: Guy A and Guy B are both idiots and Randy is not racing.

• Tim : You just don't understand the intrecacies of the male mind.

  Jill : Explain it to me, I've got a minute.

• Randy : I'm the shortest kid in my class and don't tell me my height doesn't matter.

  Jill : It doesn't matter. It's what's inside of you that counts, don't sell yourself short. Sorry.

• Brad : This isn't going to be one of your 'When I was a little girl' stories, is it?

  Jill : No, now just sit down... When I was a little person about your age...