Home Improvement (TV Series)

Room at the Top (1997)

Richard Karn: Al Borland

Quotes 

• Tim : Next, we'll try to convert some poor sap into Al's house guest.

  Al : Then we'll convert that stuff on your face into an actual beard.

  Tim : Gee, Al not everyone can grow a beard as fast as your mom.

• Al : The space between your ears could fill the Mall of America.

  [Tim hisses] 

• Tim : You all know my assistant, Al Borland... Al? We're on the air, Al!

  Al : [From inside the bathroom]  What?

  [Rushes out] 

  Al : You could have given me some warning.

  Tim : Where would the fun be in that?