- Jill Taylor: I wish my mother lived nearer. She'd be good to have around right now.
- Tim Taylor: You've had way too much Demerol, my friend. Your mom drives you crazy when you're sick.
- Jill Taylor: Well, that's just about little things, you know? But this is big. She's good with big.
- Tim Taylor: [to Dr. Fields] Lloyd, it's been awhile.
- Dr. Lloyd Fields: I haven't seen you since I delivered Mark.
- Tim Taylor: You know, his head finally did round out.
- Tim Taylor: [after discovering that Jill needs to have a hysterectomy] Well, how will having no uterus affect her? Will we have to get her a special dog?
- Dr. Lloyd Fields: [to Jill] He is joking, right?
- Jill Taylor: You can't be sure 100% of the time.
- Jill Taylor: [to Dr. Fields] You're just talking about a partial hysterectomy, right? Not a total?
- Tim Taylor: There... there is a "totalrectomy"?
- Dr. Lloyd Fields: Well, sometimes we also have to do an oophorectomy.
- Tim Taylor: Where you remove her "oophs"?
- Jill Taylor: [to Dr. Fields] If you take my ovaries, then that's gonna throw me into early menopause. I'm really... I am not ready for hot flashes and mood swings.
- [to Tim]
- Jill Taylor: I know you're not.
- Dr. Lloyd Fields: Jill, at this point, I see no reason that I'd have to take your ovaries, but we can't be sure until we get in there.
- Tim Taylor: Until "we" get in there? How many people are going in and how long are they staying?
- Jill Taylor: How long do I have to be in the hospital?
- Dr. Lloyd Fields: About three days.
- Tim Taylor: I've got a question. Why do those maxi pads need wings?
- Tim Taylor: Don't worry about me. I'm in the hospital. I've got more friends here than anywhere else.
- Jill Taylor: That's true.