Home Improvement (TV Series)

For Whom the Belch Tolls (1992)

Christopher McDonald: Stu Cutler

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Quotes 

• Stu Cutler : Tim, if you hadn't have married Jill. I would have.

  Tim : Now, there's something to think about, honey.

  Jill : Well... life would sure be different.

  Stu Cutler : It sure would. Timmy, you'd be visiting us tonight, and Jill would be a satisfied woman.

  Tim : Almost done with that beer, Stu?

• Stu Cutler : [trying to make a joke with Al]  Nice beard - had chili for lunch, huh?

  Al Borland : [oblivious to the attempted humor]  No, I didn't, Stu.

  Stu Cutler : [again trying to kid around]  ... So - gotta work with this jerk, huh, Al?

  Al Borland : Yes, I do, Stu... Well, it was nice meeting you.

  Stu Cutler : [as Al walks away]  Uh, great sense of humor!

  Al Borland : Thank you.

• Stu Cutler : Now, you've lost some weight.

  Jill Taylor : Yeah, I have; thank you.

  Tim Taylor : Now *there" is a very human compliment.

  Stu Cutler : So what's the goal? Another ten?

  Tim Taylor : [dropping his head]  Ohhh...

  Stu Cutler : Tim, if you hadn't married Jill, I would've.

  Tim Taylor : Now *there's* somethin' to think about, honey.

• Stu Cutler : Remember? You and me and Donna, drivin' around in our '68 Impala, top down, her blonde hair blowin' in the wind. Oh... god, she was a beauty.

  Tim Taylor : Sure was. What a car!

• Tim Taylor : Tell you what - why don't you go down to Club Piranha and *you* hang out with those guys tonight?

  Stu Cutler : Without you? C'mon - it won't be the same.

  Tim Taylor : Stu, I don't think it *is* the same.

  [a moment passes, and Mark presses his face up to the window] 

  Mark Taylor : Dad - dinner's ready; can I turn on the video?