Home Improvement (TV Series)

For Whom the Belch Tolls (1992)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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Quotes 

• Tim Taylor : Why should I say goodbye? He's been one of my best friends for fifteen years.

  Wilson : Oh, has he, Tim? Or was he your best friend fifteen years ago? You see, Tim, I believe it was St. Paul who said, "When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

• Stu Cutler : Tim, if you hadn't have married Jill. I would have.

  Tim : Now, there's something to think about, honey.

  Jill : Well... life would sure be different.

  Stu Cutler : It sure would. Timmy, you'd be visiting us tonight, and Jill would be a satisfied woman.

  Tim : Almost done with that beer, Stu?

• Tim Taylor : Doors often change with age. The older a door gets, the more warped it becomes. Sometimes we forget... that things change with age.

• Stu Cutler : Now, you've lost some weight.

  Jill Taylor : Yeah, I have; thank you.

  Tim Taylor : Now *there" is a very human compliment.

  Stu Cutler : So what's the goal? Another ten?

  Tim Taylor : [dropping his head]  Ohhh...

  Stu Cutler : Tim, if you hadn't married Jill, I would've.

  Tim Taylor : Now *there's* somethin' to think about, honey.

• Stu Cutler : Remember? You and me and Donna, drivin' around in our '68 Impala, top down, her blonde hair blowin' in the wind. Oh... god, she was a beauty.

  Tim Taylor : Sure was. What a car!

• Tim Taylor : Tell you what - why don't you go down to Club Piranha and *you* hang out with those guys tonight?

  Stu Cutler : Without you? C'mon - it won't be the same.

  Tim Taylor : Stu, I don't think it *is* the same.

  [a moment passes, and Mark presses his face up to the window] 

  Mark Taylor : Dad - dinner's ready; can I turn on the video?

• Tim Taylor : Now, the important thing about puttin' a door in is hanging it, because if it's not hung well, you got a problem. Right, Al?

  Al Borland : Speak for yourself, Tim.