- Tim: And remember, if your drill says Binford... GET OUTTA THE HOUSE. TOOLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK.
- Tim: And now, the moment we've all been waiting for: the introduction of the Man's Kitchen. A guy's galley. I am man, hear me roast.
- [grunts]
- Al: Well, Tim, what do you say we start'er up?
- Tim: That's right. Only kitchen I know that has an ignition system.
- [flicks some switches and turns the key. SFX: engine won't start]
- Tim: Come on, come on.
- Al: Maybe we should get jumper cables, hook it up to another kitchen.
- Tim: Think I got it.
- [tries again. Man's Kitchen activates]
- Tim: Listen to that baby pur.
- Tim: Can't wait for those endless seconds on a microwave. That's why we got the Binford Macrowave. 3 convenient power settings: High, Really high, and Split your own atoms.
- Tim: [Cooks the potatoes in the Binford Macrowave] Once they stop glowing, they're probably ready to eat.
- Tim: Your dad didn't show, Mario, where's he?
- Michael Andretti: Yeah, Dad couldn't come. He's racing his race car. but I brought somebody just as old.
- Johnny Rutherford: I believe I beat you here from the airport, kid.
- Michael Andretti: That's 'cause I used Tim's directions.