Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

To the Gestapo with Love (1968)

Sabrina Scharf: Inge Wagner

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• Inge Wagner : Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inge Wagner. This is Heidi Baum. And this Anna Mannheim.

  LeBeau : LeBeau, Louis. Corporal. 19176546.

  Inge Wagner : I'd say that you're well-trained for the convention, Corporal LeBeau. And there's nothing in the rules that says you cannot join us for a glass of champagne.

  LeBeau : No.

  Anna Mannheim : Won't you sit down please, Corporal LeBeau?

  Heidi Baum : [LeBeau sits in a chair]  Here, please.

  [LeBeau sits down in the couch] 

  Inge Wagner : [pours four glasses of champagne]  A toast. To Corporal LeBeau.

  [they clink their glasses with one another and laugh] 

  LeBeau : Call me Louis.

  Inge Wagner : [later on, after having multiple glasses of champagne]  More champagne, Louis?

  LeBeau : No more.

  Inge Wagner : Is there something wrong with the wine? I thought the best champagne came from Reims?

  LeBeau : Oh, it does. And also from Epernay.

  Heidi Baum : I never heard Epernay.

  LeBeau : The most beautiful part of France. My father's family comes from there.

  Inge Wagner : Ah. Is he also in the wine business?

  LeBeau : No. He worked in the railroad yards.

  Heidi Baum : That must be fascinating.

  LeBeau : I remember as a boy. I... I used to play in the secret tunnel under the tracks, where he used to store the old equipment.

  [sighs] 

  LeBeau : My brother never knew I discovered it.

  Inge Wagner : Oh, that's a fine story, isn't it?

  Heidi Baum : Yes, it is.

  Inge Wagner : [later on, after flirting with LeBeau for an hour]  How is the patè?

  LeBeau : Mm. Fantastic.

  Inge Wagner : We had it sent directly from Strassberg.

  LeBeau : The only place for patè.

  Inge Wagner : You ever been there?

  LeBeau : I used to go to visit my friend, Claude Wauthier.

  Inge Wagner : Wauthier. Isn't he the famous French violinist?

  LeBeau : [laughs]  No, there's no musical talent at all. His old talent was for making radios.

  Inge Wagner : [laughs]  My brother used to make radios too. He used to talk to people as far away as England.

  LeBeau : Oh, Claude spoke to people in England all the time. He even spoke to a man in Australia.

  Inge Wagner : I find you very fascinating, Louis.

  LeBeau : I find you interesting too, Igne.

  [kisses her fingers] 

  LeBeau : I've been with you an hour and you haven't asked me a question yet.

  Inge Wagner : Oh, that I'd because I know I could never get any information out of you.