Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
No Names Please (1968)
Bob Crane: Col. Hogan
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Quotes
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : Hogan, are you a spy?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : I don't know anything about the underground or sabotage.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : What's there to know? You plant a bomb and a bridge blows up. A child could do that.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : You must know some nice kids.
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Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : So you are all under arrest.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : You're a little late, my friend.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Major, this happens to be Tuesday.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : [sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : I distinctly told you Wednesday, not Tuesday.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : You think I listen to what you say? You might as well have said Friday, for all I care.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : I never said anything about Friday.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : [annoyed] I didn't say you said anything about Friday.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : [annoyed] Now tell me: was it Tuesday or was it Wednesday? Be honest!
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Honest with you? You don't even know how to spell the word.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Ha. Coming from the Gestapo, that sounds very funny. Now you may leave anytime, and take your spy, Private Berger, with you!
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : What spy?
Col. Wilhelm Klink : [shouting] And more, I wanna tell you...
[Klink and Hochstetter shout into each other, so you can barely understand what they're shouting]
Col. Robert E. Hogan : [Interrupting] Hold it!
[Normal tone of voice]
Col. Robert E. Hogan : You make me feel terrible.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : What?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Well, it's true, we dug the tunnel and tried to escape. But, that's not the worst thing we did.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Hogan. What else did you do?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : I broke up a beautiful friendship.