Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Klink for the Defense (1971)

Leon Askin: General Burkhalter

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• Col. Wilhelm Klink : I intend to nail the prosecutor's fat hide to the wall.

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : Fat? What makes you think he's fat?

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Well, that's the way I picture him. What does he look like?

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : A lot like me.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Well, then he is fat. - - -Not that you're fat I mean, not nearly as fat as he is.

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : As who is?

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : The fat prosecutor, whoever that is.

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : That is me.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : You are the prosecutor?

  General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : The fat prosecutor.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Oh, oh, Herr General, you're much thinner than I thought you'd be.