- Chief Fletcher Daniels: Frank, bring me proof of any of these allegations and you know that I'll support you tighter than a brown jockstrap.
- Officer J.D. LaRue: [Goldblume is having marriage problems] You tried hitting her, Henry?
- Det. Henry Goldblume: Great John, you're a huge help.
- Officer J.D. LaRue: I know my women, Henry.
- Det. Henry Goldblume: Your women?
- [J.D. nods]
- Det. Henry Goldblume: You haven't had a meaningful relationship with a woman since your mother quit breastfeeding you.
- [last lines]
- Capt. Frank Furillo: [Joyce has just marched into his office] Counselor?
- Joyce Davenport: You want an open relationship, you got an open relationship.
- [She throws her arms around his neck and kisses him powerfully, which he quickly returns as the station personnel watch]