- Det. Steve McGarrett: My father used to say, "'Tis easier for the generous to forgive, than for offense to ask it."
- Sam Kalakua: What happened last night was not a police matter!
- Det. Steve McGarrett: You fired a gun, you were arrested... That's a police matter.
- Sam Kalakua: A mans home is his castle... And this is mine in the most literal sense!
- Kono: I ain't believed in Pele since I was 4 years old... You know, I suddenly feel like I'm 4 years old.
- Kono: [Talking about Sam screaming] Man, what a scream!... Thought I'd fly up to the second floor without wings!
- Danny: [about Sam] You know something?... They'll have to kill that old man to get him out of there.
- Det. Steve McGarrett: I think they tried.
- Eleanor Kalakua: [McGarrett won't swim or drink with Eleanor] No swim, no drink... there must be some reason you've come to see me.
- Det. Steve McGarrett: Yeah... Curiosity.
- Alastair Kemp: Hey, Barbarian!... There's prize winning film in there!
- Danny: Don't worry, you're gonna get something for it... I promise you that!