- Paladin: You may not have been quite like your brother, but I promise you, before this day is over, he will be like you!
- Young Lady: [as she beats him with her unbrella] Yes, you are Adam Marakian.
- Adam: My name is Adam.
- Paladin: And of course I presume you are Eve, and of course this is the Garden of Eden.
- Adam: [to Paladin's dinner date] Excuse me.
- Paladin: I think this is yours.
- Young Lady: I haven't finished with you yet, Sam Mararichan!